
Please mister jailor


-I’m afraid that I’m not gonna fit in here. You know, with your friends, and stuff.
-You’re cool, Allison. You just look square. Underneath it all, I think you’re really hep.




“I believe life is nothing if you’re not obsessed. I only think terrible thoughts, I do not live them. Thank God I am not my films. If audiences can laugh at my twisted ideas, what’s the great harm? I had a goal in life — I wanted to make the trashiest motion pictures in cinema history. Thanks so much for allowing me to get away with it.” - John Waters
